some people were born to be dogs

at this moment, due to my circumstances, that one day i hope to tell everyone, im sharing a house with an irish guy, ed. he went to glastonbury on tuesday and asked me to look after his two 'babies', lola and byron. they are too staffordshire bull terriers and they eat and fart like pigs, but are lovely dogs. after the lunch, byron makes a siesta with me. lola, by other side, looks more than me, shes not so lovely and lovable. she likes to be on her own and when she needs to be cuddled she asks for it. and today, i just realised i was born to be a dog. i like to stay at home all day. and, once a day, or maybe less than this, i need a little stroll. thats all i need. thats it.

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wondering if I can post via mobile

mendigo popstar

alan, commenting about the only hobo in thirsk:
-i think his name is simon. simon le bum...

Fart Food Shopping List

tosco, 2/9/09

1 jar pickled artichokes
value baked beans x6
liver and bacon caserole mix
2 dozen large free range freedom eggs
1 king size bar of dairy chocolate
1 head of brocolli
5 heads of cauliflower
2 large cabbages
1 pack of 8 value beefburgers
tosco value 'curry in a can' x10
toilet paper (buy one get one free)
25kg sack of potatoes
extra hot salsa dip and nachos
2 chicken kievs
air freshener

anything else you can think of?
maybe call at the raj too, hehehe

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